Can I Buy You a Like? | Edgar Alan Poems Vol 3

A Facebook page IS free but technically so is annoying your neighbour.
Yes you can have a Facebook page but it’d going to take some labour.

No one cares about your business online, especially not on Facebook.
If you want to more customers in time, maybe try a new hook?

Don’t tell people to like your posts, post things that people want to like.
“I got 5000 engagements the manager boasts!” But not the slightest website traffic spike.

So how do you do it? How do you get tons of people to like your page?
Do you have to shock and aww? Post videos of Jimmy Page?

No, treat them like humans, have fun and create a personality.
Never try to sell, your promotions won’t work, that’s the reality.

That’s why you must bribe them with wine!
Just kidding you can’t give away alcohol online.

But you can hold a contest, it doesn’t have to be that hard.
Find a local store and give away a gift card!

Lastly if a tribe is something that you don’t want to grow and you’d rather ride bikes,
Don’t worry, you can go to Fiverr and purchase all of your Facebook Page likes!

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